When I wake up, I'm afraid somebody else might take my place.

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

(via rubyredriots)

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6 hours ago

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: elderlyprice, via ohyeahspongebob)

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6 hours ago

Allison Janney accepts the award for Outstanding Guest Actress for her work on Masters of Sex.


She’s my number ☝

Allison Janney accepts the award for Outstanding Guest Actress for her work on Masters of Sex.

She’s my number ☝

(Source: hellogumdrop)

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6 hours ago

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

(via iambicamber)

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
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18 hours ago

savalsk:

THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY

SERVING IT UP, GARY’S WAY

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BLEGH

(Source: reptilelord, via iambicamber)

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18 hours ago

battered-sausage:

PEANUT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN

DAMNIT, PEANUT.

(via iambicamber)

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1 day ago

joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

This is and always will be my favorite Office scene.

(Source: heycinco, via iambicamber)

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Posted
1 week ago

laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

(Source: 12818-tomhanks, via charlee64)

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1 week ago
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